3:58 PM Him: What's going on?
me: Just chillin? You?
Him: Wife has plans tonight, so I'm just dicking around at home
and tasting gins
me: yummy
what's the gal doin'?
3:59 PM Him: Tonight she's out with a chica friend
tomorrow is work friends
me: cool
good she's making friends
Him: yupyup
I'm not doing as well there as she is
but then, I'm not as social as she is
4:00 PM me: Hmmm... well, you gotta change that, too, then.
Him: Meh
I've got some peeps
Not many, but I never really do
me: Fuck it. One gets so much more done without friends.
Him: I kinda like it that way
I have my peeps I really like
and fuck the rest of em. lol
me: yeah, I'm trying to get rid of a few. :)
Him: lol
4:01 PM You've been a social butterfly as of late, so I'm not surprised
me: Accidentally making enemies, too
Him: Life is more entertaining that way
me: Yeah, but I'm not good at being hated. :-/
Him: You get used to it
4:02 PM Buy your enemies a drink
rotgut whiskey
;-)
me: Good idea
perfect
4:03 PM Him: On another note, this is the first time EVER that I've thought Miss USA was hot. lol
me: She IS!!!
I agree
Damn Muslims
:)
4:04 PM Him: Talk about a way to smooth the religious divide.
Just find more like her and parade them through Jerusalem
me: Nice
Him: Young Israeli men will be clamoring to open the borders
4:05 PM me: Hot damn. I think you're onto something.
4:06 PM Him: Beauty may be skin deep, but hormones are effective.
me: Beauty has done wonders to stop and start wars.
Him: Indeed
Why shoot, when you can tap? ;-)
4:07 PM me: ha
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4:13 PM Him: Thousands of years of conflict solved by a whole lot of screwin'.
Elegant solution, if I ever heard one. ;-)
me: Seems the only way to go, of course.
4:14 PM Cross-culture make-up sex.
healing all cultural wounds
4:15 PM Him: Too many endorphins to go find an AK-47.
me: Oh, the things they'd be doing with those AK-47s if they had them.
4:16 PM Him: Hopefully they're unloaded and safetied
me: Exactly!
Him: Because wow.
That seems like it'd hurt
We'd have to air drop lube
4:17 PM me: Yeah, but after so many years of pain, maybe that's just how they roll
Yes, KY donations being accepted at present.
Him: Lube for Libyans!
4:18 PM me: you just made me snort
:D
Him: Astro-Glide for Arags?
Arabs
4:20 PM me: Mandelay for Muslims
Him: Penis for Palestinians!
4:22 PM me: Inti-Mate for Israelis
Him: Jack off for Jordanians?
me: Gaza Gel?
4:23 PM Him: Hot for Hamas. lol
me: ha!
4:24 PM Him: Yoni for Yemen!
4:25 PM me: you're cracking me up
Him: One does what one can
me: thnx
4:28 PM Him: I'm just happy I got to toss out "yoni."
That word cracks me up every time.
me: Yeah, I'm particularly fond of that one as well.
4:29 PM Him: Crazy hippies
me: Hey, they're not the only ones with yonis!
4:30 PM Him: Nope. Just the only ones who call it that. ;-)
me: Thank the gods!
Him: Praise be to Vishnu!
4:31 PM me: Honor thy cooch!
4:32 PM Him: That really belongs in wedding vows
4:33 PM me: yes, yes, of course.
4:34 PM Him: To have and hold, to honor and cherish her cooch
4:36 PM me: That would make for far fewer divorces, I imagine
Well... if people actually honored the vows _ which they don't, of course. Alas
I mean.. stupid people. Not you, of course. :)
4:39 PM Him: This is true
vows aren't taken too seriously these days
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