How's Tricks?

3:05 PM me: What up?

  How's tricks?

 Him: HeyTricks?

 me: Yeah, tricks. You heard me.

3:06 PM Him: Gotta tell ya, not sure what tricks are.

  And as long as we're being sassy...

 me: Yes?

 Him: I didn't hear shit. I only saw it.

 me: Are you telling me you lack imagination?

  That surprises me.

3:07 PM Him: A more inaccurate accusation I've never heard.

 me: Better

 Him: So, back to tricks?

3:08 PM You don't mean the derogatory term for women do you?

 me: Tricks?

  Nah

  Just general adventures, darling.

 Him: My ticks are always top notch.

3:09 PM me: Good to hear. Wood ticks?

 Him: Had enough strange shit and chicanery to start a sitcom.

  lol

  Oh, you!

  Anyway!

 me: Watch out for lyme disease.