Ain't Got No Wang

5:22 PM Her: you ok?

  me: no

  you?

 Her: well  surviving

 me: that about sums it up

5:23 PM 

 Her: i mean... whacha gonna do?

5:24 PM if it makes you feel any better... some guy is rocking my world a little

  gets better maybe

 me: you know whats eating me up (one of things eating me up)...

 Her: Parasites? The chick under your desk? What?

 me: ok...rocking your world in a good way or bad way?

5:25 PM Her: in a good way, I mean. but tell me what you were gonna say

 me: A.D.D...

  it just feels like i'm making a big fucking mistake

5:31 PM Her: lol. You probably are. Wish I liked being single as much as I used to.

5:33 PM me: so, where would you suggest i put my energy?

5:34 PM Her: I guess into yourself. for a while at least. Into not needing anyone, even though that's all you'll want for a while.

5:35 PM me: not needing anyone...

  wish me luck

 Her: lol

 me: so i'm not alone with that i guess

  good to hear

 Her: Yeah, well, I need need need.

5:36 PM me: not like me hun

 Her: I suck at that whole alone thing now. Not interested. I know I can do it, but I DON'T WANT TO! It's more fun with someone else.

 me: LOL!

  tell me about it

 Her: On the other hand, people mostly suck!

 me: you don't suck

 Her: You'll have to ask my ex about that. :-)

5:37 PM me: well...in what sense

  ...

  ahem

 Her: Fucked up dynamics.

  I did not mean in a fun sense. ;)

5:38 PM me: LOL

 Her: Although –

 me: i know you didn't...just pulling your wang

 Her: I ain't got no wang, bro.

 me: LOL!

  your twang?

5:39 PM Her: But I'm told that my twang can get me a wang whenever I want one.

  So I'm told.

 me: i wish my wang got me a twang whenever i wanted to shit

  that right there is fucked up

 Her: When you want to shit?

  That IS fucked up!

5:40 PM :-)

  dirty

 me: nothing wrong with dirty

  hilarious though

 Her: Not on Tuesdays anyway.

 me: wha?!

5:41 PM Her: just being goofy

 me: gotcha

 Her: OK. gotta get back to work.

 me: same dame

 Her: Good luck, buck.

 me: thanks for the laughs and the smiles

 Her: any time

 me: good luck twanging

 Her: good luck banging

 me: YEAH!!!

5:42 PM have a TWANGARIFIC evening

 Her: I'll get mine!

  And so shall you, mister magoo.

 me: go get it girl!!!

 Her: Onward.

  Have a great day

5:43 PM me: onward!

 Her: Or at least a less sucky one.

 J: you too crazy shrew!

  lol

  chau