To Catch a Predator

me:  hey pervert.

Her:  hey fuckface

me:  what are you doing, lsoer?

          oops... LOSER. excuse me

Her:  sending some emails to 11 year old boys.  hoping to get a spot on 
          "to catch a predator."

          what are you doing?

me:  how's that workin out?

          i'm doing the same, only 11 year old girls.

Her:  it's not.

me:  i'm going to wear my band's t-shirt when i show up so i get some 
        free promo.

Her:  ha

          that's a great idea.

          then you'll probably get a spot on american idol, too, i bet

me:  it kind of is, actually... like...

          you know how the dudes always show up with a box of condoms
          and some booze...

Her:  yeah

me:  and then they're like, "I WAS JUST COMING OVER TO TELL 
         HER NOT TO EVER FUCK OLDER MEN ON THE INTERNET, 
         I SWEAR!!!" ....

         well...

         i'll show up with a bag full of cds, and t-shirts, and stickers
         and shit, and a book on saving yourself for marrriage.

Her:  it'll work perfectly.

         you're a genius.

me:  i dont see how it couldn't work perfectly.