Soccer or Baseball?

6:42 PM me: when are you gonna be free?

6:44 PM Her: Not sure. Another hour?

6:45 PM 

  The exbf wants me to stop by to talk, but I don't think I will.

6:46 PM me: ahhh.

  the dude you just "broke up" with?

 Her: oh, shit no. The one before.

6:47 PM I don't refer to anyone after that as a bf

6:48 PM me: ahhh. understandable.

 Her: But I do want to birth a soccer team with you

  :)

6:49 PM me: oooh!

  that sounds like fun.

6:50 PM Her: Do you prefer soccer or baseball?

6:51 PM me: hmmm... how big are soccer teams/

 Her: I like the idea of an even 11

 me: hah

  sounds good. sure your little body could handle all that stress?

6:52 PM Her: wow. no idea

  but i do have child bearing hips

6:53 PM and i come from a hugely child-bearing family. I think it's in the genes

  I don't think my grandmother was ever not pregnant

  I think that's enough of that

6:54 PM me: haha. what BC are you on again? sweating :)

 Her: lol

  did i say i was on BC?

 me: go for it. :)

6:56 PM Her: go for it?

  wtf

 me: i'm fucking with you, sugar.

6:57 PM Her: too bad

 me: i'll just fuck you as much as possible, and you do as you wish. :)

6:58 PM Her: don't worry. i'll just quietly slip away.

6:59 PM me: haha. oh, but i'd want to see what amazingly creative and awesome people they become!

 Her: i'll send you pics

  or you can become a FB friend or something

7:00 PM me: ahhh, k, that works. ;)

 Her: Probably time to stop joking about this.

  wow. now i'm totally not turned on at all. cool. i can probably work now

  my va-JJ is terrified

 me: awwww, i finally found a way to turn you off. :)

 Her: and my uterus hurts

7:01 PM 

 me: poor gal.

 Her: aw, man. or maybe i just need to be fucked

 me: yeah, probs.